Gotta LOVE how literal-minded kids are. Especially boys. They are a bit TOO truthful. Sometimes this works in your favor. Such as when they say--Mom, your butt isn't as big as the other mom's butts. So recently (like tonight) when I was imbibing just a wee bit (attitude adjustment hours are essential for effective parenting) my son commented on my cocktail napkin.
Cole--look!! it's me!!!
Cole responds in a slightly disdainful manner,
MOM, you don't have green hair,
MOM, your earrings aren't that dangly,
MOM, you don't have a lady bug on your head,
MOM, you don't dress that stylishly (ouch!) or as he would say--SNAP!
and MOM, your wine glass isn't that big or filled all the way up to the top.
(clearly he's not a detail-oriented child)